For Crying Out Loud, Here's Some More Gaming Haiku

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For Crying Out Loud, Here's Some More Gaming Haiku

Why, hello there. Every once in a while, I like to sit down and reflect on what I've been playing, filtering my thoughts through art's highest form: the haiku. Today I'm sharing my latest batch, covering a slew of recent releases. Yes, I've been busy. Once you've absorbed these, be sure to check out my previous entries here, here, herehere, here, here and here. And as always, you're welcome.

OverwatchHeroes never die,
but Mercy does it a lot.
Want to fly away...

Killing Floor 2
More waves of zombies,
They're naked but could be worse.
All their junk fell off.

For Crying Out Loud, Here's Some More Gaming Haiku

about X hours ago from
For Crying Out Loud, Here's Some More Gaming Haiku

Why, hello there. Every once in a while, I like to sit down and reflect on what I've been playing, filtering my thoughts through art's highest form: the haiku. Today I'm sharing my latest batch, covering a slew of recent releases. Yes, I've been busy. Once you've absorbed these, be sure to check out my previous entries here, here, herehere, here, here and here. And as always, you're welcome.

OverwatchHeroes never die,
but Mercy does it a lot.
Want to fly away...

Killing Floor 2
More waves of zombies,
They're naked but could be worse.
All their junk fell off.

Fight For The Top 50 2016 – Anatomy

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Fight For The Top 50 2016 – Anatomy

Each year, we do our best to keep up with the games released so that we can make educated decisions when it comes to accurately rewarding titles a spot on our annual Top 50 list. Unfortunately, while the early months can be simple to stay on top of, we can quickly find ourselves buried under the avalanche of games as the year progresses, and several games wind up not having enough people organically playing it to argue for their spot on the Top 50. That's why we've done the Fight for the Top 50 each year in the lead up to our Game of the Year discussions. The goal is for a Game Informer editor to challenge another one to play a game they think was underplayed by the rest of the staff that deserves consideration for the Top 50.

Even for a horror game, Anatomy is strange. Rather than escaping from a haunted house or insane asylum, you play as someone skulking around a house with no plan to leave. The game plays out as a VHS tape, with all the fuzzy edges and static lines that entails. Instead of giving you breathing room between horrific encounters with monsters, it asks that you consent to delving back into its unsettling brand of weird over and over, trying to make sense of what’s going on around you.

Fight For The Top 50 2016 – Anatomy

about X hours ago from
Fight For The Top 50 2016 – Anatomy

Each year, we do our best to keep up with the games released so that we can make educated decisions when it comes to accurately rewarding titles a spot on our annual Top 50 list. Unfortunately, while the early months can be simple to stay on top of, we can quickly find ourselves buried under the avalanche of games as the year progresses, and several games wind up not having enough people organically playing it to argue for their spot on the Top 50. That's why we've done the Fight for the Top 50 each year in the lead up to our Game of the Year discussions. The goal is for a Game Informer editor to challenge another one to play a game they think was underplayed by the rest of the staff that deserves consideration for the Top 50.

Even for a horror game, Anatomy is strange. Rather than escaping from a haunted house or insane asylum, you play as someone skulking around a house with no plan to leave. The game plays out as a VHS tape, with all the fuzzy edges and static lines that entails. Instead of giving you breathing room between horrific encounters with monsters, it asks that you consent to delving back into its unsettling brand of weird over and over, trying to make sense of what’s going on around you.

Craft Time: Make A Thanksgiving Day Chocobo Hat

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Craft Time: Make A Thanksgiving Day Chocobo Hat

It’s 4pm on Thanksgiving Day. You’re probably stuffed with turkey right now, or in the process of stuffing yourself with turkey, or still waiting to stuff yourself with turkey. (If you ate ham, get the hell out of here.) You know what that means? It’s time to make hats!

Making turkey hats is an old Thanksgiving tradition. It’s not hard to see why; turkey hats combine two of our favorite things: food and fashion. Hats also make your head look bigger, which will convince people that your brain is huge.

People who wear hats are often the life of the party. Need proof? Check out this picture of Spock.

Craft Time: Make A Thanksgiving Day Chocobo Hat

about X hours ago from
Craft Time: Make A Thanksgiving Day Chocobo Hat

It’s 4pm on Thanksgiving Day. You’re probably stuffed with turkey right now, or in the process of stuffing yourself with turkey, or still waiting to stuff yourself with turkey. (If you ate ham, get the hell out of here.) You know what that means? It’s time to make hats!

Making turkey hats is an old Thanksgiving tradition. It’s not hard to see why; turkey hats combine two of our favorite things: food and fashion. Hats also make your head look bigger, which will convince people that your brain is huge.

People who wear hats are often the life of the party. Need proof? Check out this picture of Spock.

Kyle's Favorite New Pokémon Of Sun & Moon

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Kyle's Favorite New Pokémon Of Sun & Moon

Like all Pokémon games, Sun & Moon includes a plethora of new creatures alongside the classics (spoiler: Pikachu can be caught in Alola). Some, however, stood above the rest for me. A few were revealed in the marketing lead-up to the game, but some were only revealed once the games hit players' hands. Here are 12 of my favorite.

This list is presented in alphabetical order. Feel free to tell me how I am wrong in the comments, though I would prefer a list of your favorite new Pokémon in Sun & Moon.

CrabominableCrabominable is the evolved form of Crabrawler, who was shown off pre-release. I like Crabominable because he is not what I expected the boxing crab to turn into. He's basically an abonimable snowcrab, which is unexpected, and ultimately very cool.

Kyle's Favorite New Pokémon Of Sun & Moon

about X hours ago from
Kyle's Favorite New Pokémon Of Sun & Moon

Like all Pokémon games, Sun & Moon includes a plethora of new creatures alongside the classics (spoiler: Pikachu can be caught in Alola). Some, however, stood above the rest for me. A few were revealed in the marketing lead-up to the game, but some were only revealed once the games hit players' hands. Here are 12 of my favorite.

This list is presented in alphabetical order. Feel free to tell me how I am wrong in the comments, though I would prefer a list of your favorite new Pokémon in Sun & Moon.

CrabominableCrabominable is the evolved form of Crabrawler, who was shown off pre-release. I like Crabominable because he is not what I expected the boxing crab to turn into. He's basically an abonimable snowcrab, which is unexpected, and ultimately very cool.

Fight For The Top 50 2016 – Quantum Break

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Fight For The Top 50 2016 – Quantum Break

Each year, we do our best to keep up with the games released so that we can make educated decisions when it comes to accurately rewarding titles a spot on our annual Top 50 list. Unfortunately, while the early months can be simple to stay on top of, we can quickly find ourselves buried under the avalanche of games as the year progresses, and several games wind up not having enough people organically playing it to argue for their spot on the Top 50. That's why we've done the Fight for the Top 50 each year in the lead up to our Game of the Year discussions. The goal is for a Game Informer editor to challenge another one to play a game they think was underplayed by the rest of the staff that deserves consideration for the Top 50.

For my game, I've decided to champion Remedy's innovative title, Quantum Break. With a big-name developer behind it and a unique concept that intertwines video games and a television show starring established acting talent, the title was shown off as one of the flagship titles for Xbox One leading up to the console's launch. Unfortunately, with it hitting a few years after the console's launch, I feel like a lot of the enthusiasm surrounding it fell off. Regardless, I feel it deserves a spot on Game Informer's Top 50 Games of 2016 list.

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Fight For The Top 50 2016 – Quantum Break

about X hours ago from
Fight For The Top 50 2016 – Quantum Break

Each year, we do our best to keep up with the games released so that we can make educated decisions when it comes to accurately rewarding titles a spot on our annual Top 50 list. Unfortunately, while the early months can be simple to stay on top of, we can quickly find ourselves buried under the avalanche of games as the year progresses, and several games wind up not having enough people organically playing it to argue for their spot on the Top 50. That's why we've done the Fight for the Top 50 each year in the lead up to our Game of the Year discussions. The goal is for a Game Informer editor to challenge another one to play a game they think was underplayed by the rest of the staff that deserves consideration for the Top 50.

For my game, I've decided to champion Remedy's innovative title, Quantum Break. With a big-name developer behind it and a unique concept that intertwines video games and a television show starring established acting talent, the title was shown off as one of the flagship titles for Xbox One leading up to the console's launch. Unfortunately, with it hitting a few years after the console's launch, I feel like a lot of the enthusiasm surrounding it fell off. Regardless, I feel it deserves a spot on Game Informer's Top 50 Games of 2016 list.

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